im_ur_hokage: hey hey sakurachan im bored!!1!!

PrettyInPink: Weren’t you supposed to be on a mission with Sai and Kakashi, Naruto?

im_ur_hokage: yeh but we finished earlie

PrettyInPink: What REALLY happened, Naruto?

im_ur_hokage: it was all stupid sais falt!1!! he made me sed something about my

PrettyInPink: ...You don’t have to say it, Naruto.

im_ur_hokage: he distacted me and made me set fire to the werehouse!1!! damn stupid sai!!1!!11!!!

PrettyInPink: Set fire?! What were you doing with fire?! I thought you were just helping to move some furniture!

im_ur_hokage: it was mor of a explosion actualy

PrettyInPink: Tsunade-sama is going to be after your hide for this, you know.

im_ur_hokage: i no i no!!1! i need somewere to hide out fur a while!1! i no ill ask gaara!

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im_ur_hokage: gaara!1! i need your help!1

Dessert_Terror: You didn’t blow up another building did you, Naruto?

PrettyInPink: Wait, he’s done this BEFORE? How come I haven’t heard of this?

im_ur_hokage: =T_T=

Dessert_Terror: What is that meant to be?

im_ur_hokage: its me sad see it looks like me =T_T= but gaara i need to hide in suna until this blows over

Dessert_Terror: Interesting... I must try that out. =_= Does that look like me?

PrettyInPink: Not really.

im_ur_hokage: gaara!1! i ned somewher to stay or else baachan is gunna kill me!!!1!!

Dessert_Terror: I highly doubt she would do such a thing to you. Aren’t you both on very good terms with each other?

PrettyInPink: You don’t know Tsunade-sama very well...

Dessert_Terror: Fine- Naruto, if you need to, you may come to Sunagakure until things “blow over” as you said.

im_ur_hokage: thank u gaara!!1! =^_^= ill be there soon!!!1!

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PrettyInPink: I’m going to make a prediction here... 3...2...1...

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im_ur_hokage: i cant remember the way

PrettyInPink: -_-; I was right.

Dessert_Terror: =_=;

Dessert_Terror: It seems you are right, Sakura. It doesn’t resemble me.

im_ur_hokage: i think ill just hide out here for a cople days then

PrettyInPink: Uh, Naruto... aren’t you in an internet café at the moment?

im_ur_hokage: yeh?//

PrettyInPink: Nevermind... just make sure you don’t destroy their computers like last time.

im_ur_hokage: i found a new place its nere where erosenin goes for his messages

Dessert_Terror: Messages? That seems very strange.

PrettyInPink: I think you mean ‘massages’, Naruto... but even then I doubt that’s what they really are.

im_ur_hokage: well he is erosenin

PrettyInPink: You have a point :/

Dessert_Terror: I find that quite disturbing.

PrettyInPink: You’re telling me... thank goodness you don’t have to put up with him as much as we do though.

im_ur_hokage: but eroseinin is awesome!!!!1

PrettyInPink: Remind me to punch you next time I see you for thinking that.

im_ur_hokage: may be i am betta off wondering around in the dessert for a few days instead

PrettyInPink: Yeah, you better believe it.

Dessert_Terror: You spelled desert wrong.

im_ur_hokage: yeh yeh well look whos talking! i got the spelling from u, moron!!!!1!!!

PrettyInPink: Ouch.

Dessert_Terror: Apologise. Now. Or else. >:(

im_ur_hokage: =O_O=

im_ur_hokage: sorry gaara!!!1!1!!!11

Dessert_Terror: Better :)

PrettyInPink: ...erm, yeah...

im_ur_hokage: ohsnap!!!11111111111111

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Dessert_Terror: What happened?

PrettyInPink: Wait a second.

Dessert_Terror: What is it?

PrettyInPink: I could hear Naruto screaming from here. I think he’s been found out. Ow, that doesn’t sound good at all. And something just exploded too.

Dessert_Terror: ...

PrettyInPink: *rolls her eyes*

Dessert_Terror: Sakura. I have a strange request to ask of you.

PrettyInPink: Uh, yeah?

Dessert_Terror: I was informed by the Suna council that I should find a bride.

PrettyInPink: WHAAAA?! Are you joking?

Dessert_Terror: I don’t joke around like Uzumaki does, Sakura. The council informed me to choose a partner of some kind.

PrettyInPink: Are you really sure?

Dessert_Terror: Yes. I do not know many... suitable... women in my village, so I require a list of women from Konoha that may be potential candidates.

PrettyInPink: Uh, well... there’s... oh... I know! How about Yamanaka Ino? I’m sure you two would get along great together! :D

Dessert_Terror: I shall write that down. What can you tell me about her?

PrettyInPink: She’s blonde, fit, and very strong-willed. She is also very intelligible on flowers. She’d love Suna, I’m sure of it.

Dessert_Terror: I am rather perplexed by your choice of words, Sakura. Don’t you have some kind of rivalry with this girl? Why would you be so quick to offer so many nice words about her to me? Do you wish for her to leave Konoha?

PrettyInPink: Erm... ah... you see...

PrettyInPink: Oh! How about Tenten? She’s a little older than us, but she is one of Konoha’s best weapon specialists, and rather pretty as well.

Dessert_Terror: ...I shall write her down too. Do you have her family name?

PrettyInPink: You know what, I don’t... strange. Anyway, there’s also Hinata, from the Hyuuga clan. She’d be the youngest, but she is very sweet and caring.

Dessert_Terror: Would she be allowed to marry?

PrettyInPink: When she’s of age, yeah.

Dessert_Terror: I meant I had heard that the Hyuuga clan... marries within their own clan to keep the Bloodline pure?

PrettyInPink: What? Oh my... I... hadn’t exactly heard that myself... But aside from that, I should tell you that she does sort of have a crush on Naruto.

Dessert_Terror: Does Naruto know of this?

Dessert_Terror: Nevermind- the answer is obvious enough as it is.

PrettyInPink: If only Naruto were that quick...

Dessert_Terror: Are there any others? I feel that I am forgetting someone.

PrettyInPink: Um, well there is me...

Dessert_Terror: Ah, I had forgotten- my apologies, Sakura. I often think of you as “one of the guys”, as my brother would put it.

PrettyInPink: Gee, Gaara, I’m so flattered you think of me that way...

Dessert_Terror: I am glad to hear that.

PrettyInPink: Yeah... You don’t have much experience with girls, do you Gaara?

Dessert_Terror: Unfortunately not, that is why I have asked for your help.

PrettyInPink: Well then... we could invite them all into the chat so you can get to know them better! :D

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PrettyInPink: Hey guys!

WeaponsWoman: Hiiiii everyone!!! 8D ‘Sup?

xXSweetHimeXx: Naruto isn’t here, is he...?

PrettyInPink: No, he’s not Hinata.

xXSweetHimeXx: Oh... um... okay... hello everyone.

Kunoichi_Supreme: Hey Forehead Girl! Guess what? You know that cute top you were going to buy tomorrow... I bought the last one!

PrettyInPink: OH HELL YOU DIDN’T, INO-PIG!

Kunoichi_Supreme: I’m wearing it right now even. It looks SO much better than it would on you. It’s much more perfectly suited for my body type.

PrettyInPink: Body?! What body?! I’m more in shape than you are! You’re built like a bulldozer!

Kunoichi_Supreme: Look who’s talking! You have absolutely NO curves to speak of! You don’t even look like a woman!

xXSweetHimeXx: Please don’t fight, Sakura-san and Ino-san. Please, I don’t like to see my friends fight...

PrettyInPink: ONLY IF SHE TAKES THAT BACK!

Kunoichi_Supreme: NO YOU!

PrettyInPink: PIG!

Kunoichi_Supreme: FOREHEAD!

PrettyInPink: BLONDE BIMBO!

Kunoichi_Supreme: NO-BOOBS!

PrettyInPink: OH YEAH? WELL YOU CAN’T SPEAK EITHER! EVEN HINATA HAS BIGGER BREASTS THAN YOU!

Kunoichi_Supreme: HINATA HAS BIGGER BREASTS THAN ALL OF US, IDIOT!

Dessert_Terror: ...this is interesting.

WeaponsWoman: WTF?!

Kunoichi_Supreme: WHO THE HELL IS THAT?! SAKURA!!!!

PrettyInPink: ...O...M...G... I FORGOT GAARA WAS HERE!

Dessert_Terror: Indeed.

xXSweetHimeXx: but... then... Sakura-san and Ino-san were talking about... my... in front of... Gaara-san...

xXSweetHimeXx: ktfgsfdsh

WeaponsWoman: Hinata??? O.o?

Kunoichi_Supreme: She’s just fainted. NICE ONE Forehead Girl!

PrettyInPink: YOU STARTED IT!

Kunoichi_Supreme: NO YOU DID! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO INVITED US ALL IN THE FIRST PLACE!

WeaponsWoman: ¬_¬ Why did you invite us anyway, Sakura?

PrettyInPink: BECAUSE GAARA WAS TOLD TO FIND A WIFE!

Kunoichi_Supreme: ...what?

WeaponsWoman: o___________o

xXSweetHimeXx: hgikwerglulzw

WeaponsWoman: Did Hinata just wake up and faint again? D:

Kunoichi_Supreme: What exactly is all this supposed to be about?!

Dessert_Terror: The council wanted me to find a partner.

Kunoichi_Supreme: ...

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Wind_Goddess: Who’s this?

Kunoichi_Supreme: It’s Ino, Temari-san.

Wind_Goddess: Ah, hi.

Dessert_Terror: Hello, Sister.

Wind_Goddess: Oh! You’re here too, Gaara! But I thought you had a giant pile of paperwork to take care of? Like approving my request for a few repairs on my fan?

Dessert_Terror: I... finished early.

Wind_Goddess: ...I doubt that.

Kunoichi_Supreme: Temari-san, is it really true that your council ordered Gaara-san to find a wife?

WeaponsWoman: This is just so weird :/

Wind_Goddess: Wife...?

Dessert_Terror: The council told me to pick a partner.

PrettyInPink: He asked for me to list “candidates” from Konoha.

Wind_Goddess: The hell... Gaara! They said to pick a partner to help you with the PAPERWORK! You’ve been behind since you started playing with your new Wii.

Dessert_Terror: ...

Kunoichi_Supreme: ...

WeaponsWoman: ...

PrettyInPink: ...

Dessert_Terror: ...my mistake.

PrettyInPink: You made us go through all that for NOTHING and make us fight?!

Dessert_Terror: I think I’ll just leave now...

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Kunoichi_Supreme: What’s the quickest way to Sunagakure? Anybody?